we should thank god super powers aint real
what if somebody teleported they nut inside you
ain’t that how Jesus was born?
Merry Christmas
(via frappucinos)
The Curator
Lanre likes women, funny shit, debunking idiotic viewpoints and Arsenal...you'll see a lot of that here. Very self-absorbed but for good reason
all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease.
(via frappucinos)
Just walk Jalen
Damn Jalen please walk
He be ready to get tf outta there.
(via ruinedchildhood)
Gf: babe come over
Me: I’m eating garlic bread
Gf: I’m horny and my parents aren’t home
Me: it’s the kind that’s covered in cheese
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hey hey HEY now wait a minute
“I know theres supposed to be a 3d effect but I don’t oH FUCK”
(via frappucinos)
(via vinebox)
work harder
damn she need a fill in
why she only got four fingers
(via thebootydiaries)